To the spammer using my email address…

To the spammer who is forging emails using my email address:

I wish upon you a painful, itching, blistering pox of your nether regions, Coprolalia upon your lips so that the world may hear from your lips what I think of you, debilitating tinnitus for your ears so that can’t otherwise hear the world, and perfect vision so that you can see the result of this work for the rest of your years.

In short: fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Published by heckj

Joe has broad software engineering development and management experience, from startups to large companies. Joe works on projects ranging from mobile to multi-cloud distributed systems, has set up and led engineering teams and processes, as well as managing and running services. Joe also contributes and collaborates with a wide variety of open source projects, and writes online at

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