To the spammer using my email address…

To the spammer who is forging emails using my email address:

I wish upon you a painful, itching, blistering pox of your nether regions, Coprolalia upon your lips so that the world may hear from your lips what I think of you, debilitating tinnitus for your ears so that can’t otherwise hear the world, and perfect vision so that you can see the result of this work for the rest of your years.

In short: fuck you and the horse you rode in on.